well what can i say? todays been an eventful one but an amazing one at that! iv realised thanks to zoe that not everything needs to be analized so much. it helps that you have peoples passwords and can hack into their accounts too ;) its been all about, photos, twilight, ben&jerrys ( the only men we need ), the skate bowl and a certain SOMEONE breaking their leg, well done smart arse :D so turns out me & zoe are lesbo's. yes you heard it hear first people. its love, no denying it - theres hot chemistry there... sorry adam shes mine! according to the guys and girls 'hanging' outside the bowl were lesbos and they'd rather like us to suck their winkies. <- ha! how mature zoe! but of course zoe came back with a fiery comment - nah its too small mate.
these continued with another well deserved mention of the comment by zoe in town today...
random preacher: christians are therefore married to jesus...
zoe: dont remind me, hes shit in bed!
we decided that a certain person that had been the focus of many moaning sessions this evening deserved a BEAUTIFUL song so to you we dedicate this... a fake name has been used to prevent embarassement.
Linda, the pink fairy,
the pinkest fairy you'll see,
with pink hair, and pink clothes,
what is left for me?
twilight? its official zoe HAS become a nerd with me. running commentary was used throughout, provided by me and zoe herself of course. we are available for service, not the sex kind. stop thinking that now. seriously. STOP.
anyway one line needing to be mention must be the scene when eddy baby is in a tree, looking scared shitless of bella bitch. where i then said... i have spray!
followed by zoe: yeah i have spray TAN! LOLLLLL. who else thinks they all need a good sun session?
one final thing to mention before we leave, facebook. urrgh, iv lost the will to give a fuck about boys. (MANNNNNN UP! shouts zoe) what is with the population of men today deciding that the best way to break news to you is by email? or facebook? or some sort of other communtication then telephone or face-to-face. empty lies followed by furthur bullshit. wow, boy do i feel great knowing all that i know now. hmm im beggining to regret telling you anything. nice one love (Y) but whats done is done. im not gunna sit here and waste time slamming you, its pointless.
so were over and out, beds calling us and linda fairy is knocking on the window so with all said and done. nighty night. p.s enjoy the photos from our hacking session ;) we would like to add that we have blanked out names for the sake of not getting caught. haha.
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